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But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier. May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace. I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely enjoy! May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you! Happy New Year to all of the people whom I had misunderstandings with. May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!
I’ve been waiting 365 days to say happy new year since I had so much fun saying it last year.
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